I ask myself if I’m mentally disadvantaged at least 40 times a day.


mspbandj:

fucking white boy

mspbandj:

fucking white boy

(via straightwhiteboystexting)



warsquirtle:

Has anybody ever actually gotten salmonella from eating raw cookie dough or are people just trying to stop me from living my life

(via downto142)


My mom said that Kanye West was “nifty”, and I laughed so hard I cried.

My mom said that Kanye West was “nifty”, and I laughed so hard I cried.


I fangirl over composers like most girls fangirl over 1D. 


Adding “mini” to things makes them seem so insignificant. 

For example: Mini-heart attack, mini-metal breakdown