mspbandj:

fucking white boy

mspbandj:

fucking white boy

(via straightwhiteboystexting)



warsquirtle:

Has anybody ever actually gotten salmonella from eating raw cookie dough or are people just trying to stop me from living my life

(via downto142)


My mom said that Kanye West was “nifty”, and I laughed so hard I cried.

My mom said that Kanye West was “nifty”, and I laughed so hard I cried.


I fangirl over composers like most girls fangirl over 1D. 


Adding “mini” to things makes them seem so insignificant. 

For example: Mini-heart attack, mini-metal breakdown


More beanies please.

The world would be a much better place if beanies were worn by every guy. There’s something about them that exponentially increases how attractive I find men.

Beanies, man. They’re the best.


MORE GUYS IN BEANIES PLEASE.

MORE GUYS IN BEANIES PLEASE.



So I ran out of shampoo last night and spotted a men’s body/hair wash labeled “OAK” in the corner of my shower. I have no clue how it got there. So, naturally, I decided to use it because it was fate. I smelled like a sexy lumberjack all day.

It has been glorious.